Don’t worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I’m not going to end this 17 times. continue reading…
Don’t worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I’m not going to end this 17 times. continue reading…

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me? continue reading…
That’s not my ringtone. continue reading…
Who the hell wants to be stuck in a place where you can’t even smile? continue reading…