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Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)

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I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam. Continue reading Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)

Love Actually (2003)

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free. Continue reading Love Actually (2003)