So, she wanted to meet in a cemetery? That’s not, like, foreboding at all. continue reading…
So, she wanted to meet in a cemetery? That’s not, like, foreboding at all. continue reading…

Listen to me Nick. Someday a girl is going to give you a flower. You have to help her Nick. Help her, help us all. continue reading…
It means you’ve got eyes like apostrophes, you dress white, talk black, and drive Jew. So how am I supposed to know what kind of zipper-head dog-munching dick you are if you don’t? continue reading…
Four turtles. Four brothers. Genetically reborn in the sewers of New York. Named after the Renaissance masters and trained as ninjas. continue reading…
All that you know, is at an end. continue reading…

Are you an angel? continue reading…